Love and money : equal???

Money. Money. Money

Money can buy a house

But not a home

Money can buy a bed

But not sleep

Money can buy a clock

But not time

Money can buy you a book

But not knowledge

Money can buy you a position

But not respect

Money can buy you medicine

But not health

Money can buy you blood

But not life

Money can buy you sex

But not love

You see..

Money isn't everything.

Certain things money can't buy.

Yet it often causes pain and suffering.

I'm telling you all this because I am your friend.

I am your friend..

And as a friend,

I want to take away your all your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

Cash only, please.

Yours truthfully,

your friend

Haniff Zunnurain Bin Saad

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